Foute Huizen: Uhmmmmmm

maandag 3 augustus 2009

Land of shimp zei: Hey, you know what makes an absolutely dreadful selling point? Convincing buyers they would have significant reason to drop dead from fright if someone ever took a black light to the interior of the bedroom.

It's particularly weird because the entire rest of the place looks like it was swallowed whole by a vanilla ice cream cone.

Also, spend the money and fix the pool (after neutralizing the pit of love up there in the master) because that looks like a health hazard as it is.

Really, what in the world? Did they secretly film pornos in that room? I normally roll my eyes when real estate agents say everything must be painted some version of bland, but that crosses the lines of "taste specific" and goes right into "we secretly had sexual circuses here, no really."; 4 augustus 2009 om 02:23